I've been working here for 2 years. I came in for a quick pint one night in 2005, stayed till closing time and couldn't find my way out. I sleep in a cupboard under the stairs and I'm allowed to eat as many packets of crisps as I like.

I handed in my notice last week but then I found out I could get my photo on the web if I stayed. Damn, I'm so vain, I really want to be a nurse.

Hi! they call me Fluffy Jo... I'm not sure why they call me that but I like the sound of it, it has a nice air.

Hello, I'm Lucy. I'm 93 years of age, I walk with the use of a frame and I can pull a pint in less than 3 seconds. Problem is that it then takes me another 15 minutes to bring it over to where you're standing.
Ben didn't want a photo of me on the website so I brought a pic of my great grand-daughter. Lovely girl, but a bit wayward.

I found myself with time on my hands and thought a career at Gordon Bennett would be perfect for me.
I get a lot of abuse from the customers and I don't know why. Cheri says I probably talk too much.

I'm very outgoing, the life and the soul of the party and all that but I'm not absoloutely convinced that putting my photo on the web is such a good idea....